This heat is inhumane. I'm starting to question this "Intelligent Design" from which I supposedly came into existence. I don't see anything intelligent about Arizona in the summer. This is not your average heat, this is ADVANCED heat! This is the heat other heats BOW to!
Nigerians can't handle these temperatures. This is exactly the kind of heat that melts your shoes to the asphalt (I'm not kidding, that happens here). The human body wasn't intended for this. This is the reptile kingdom. During these summer months I write less, not because I don't want to write, but because the heat generated by the computer in my house just adds to the misery. It's better to just turn these things off and let the seasons take us where they may.
Now, I realize that the first impression given by this post is that it's going to be political, or a referendum on political discourse in this modern America; it isn't, I'm just being a dick. I get off on people making outrageous statements that can only be based on "Something I read on the internet." I'm feeding the trolls, for my own amusement. You see, nowadays people just want to be told that what they think is right and they don't want to go too far to find it; headlines will do. Headlines are the whole story. I read that somewhere on the web, it must be true. Give someone a headline and just let their imagination run wild!
Cosmopolitan magazine has a formula; somewhere on EACH cover, the word SEX has to jump out at you! FOX News has a formula; Liberals are trying to force everyone to have an abortion and burn the American flag! MSNBC has a formula; Republicans are racist ignorant dicks! Everybody has a formula, even me. The RudeBlog formula: I'm the smartest motherfucker in the room and you can all blow me. You see! As long as you have a formula you can make some noise in this world.
Was there a point to any of that? Only if you find one. (That's my other formula, NOT thinking shit through). Because I'm sure that somewhere in Kansas, (Another formula of mine, STEREOTYPING) there's some crew-cutted, bald eagle tattooed, 'Merican on his computer looking up "Obama is a Muslim" I'm sure he's gonna get a BUNCH of results indicating that POTUS Obama is indeed, a Kenyan Muslim. My hope is that he'll keep looking and eventually come to the headline "Obama wants us all to have gay sex, like it says in the Koran". I want this guy to jump up and down and call all his friends from the trailer park (formula) and tell them "I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!" If I, a quasi-liberal Metal-Buddhist Monk, can make some hillbilly's day like that, then maybe, just maybe, there's still hope for the world!
Anyway, it's getting hot. During the summer I slow down on this blog and usually pick it up full swing in the fall. However, I will still be posting so come by once in a while. Drink lots of water, drink lots of beer. Breathe and remember that history is full of people who were once stressed out about a bunch of dumb shit too, and now they're all dead. Nothing is that important, so fuck it.
Namaste.
